Zachary Quinto got the Spock Vulcan salute from Obama [x]

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

reinhardlohengramm:

when u try talking to someone and they’re online and they don’t reply

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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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